T-minus 10 days to DEADLINE.

[seanan_mcguire]

July 19th, 2014.

"In looking at the biological structure of the screwfly, the real question isn't 'what was evolution thinking,' it's 'are any of you paying attention to me, or should I just stop talking and put all of this on your final exam'?" Professor Michael Mason picked up one of the books on his desk and dropped it without ceremony. The resulting boom made half the students jump, and made almost all of them guiltily focus their attention on the front of the lecture hall. Michael folded his arms. "Since you're all clearly sharing with the rest of the class, does anybody feel like sharing with me?"

Silence fell over the class. Michael cocked his head slightly to the side, watching them, and waited. Finally, one of the students cleared her throat and said, "It's just there are these crazy stories going around campus, you know? So we're a little on-edge."

"Crazy stories? Crazy stories like what?"

One of the football players who was taking the class for science credit said, "Like dead dudes getting up and walking around and eating living dudes."

"We're living in a Romero movie!" shouted someone at the back of the room, drawing nervous laughter from the rest of the students.

"All right, now, settle down. Let's approach this like scientists—if it's important enough to distract from biology, we should think about it like rational people. You mentioned Romero movies. Does that mean you're positing zombies?"

There was another flurry of laughter. It ended quickly, replaced by dead seriousness. "I think we are, Professor," said the herpetology major in the front row. She shook her head. "It's the only thing that makes sense."

Another student rolled his eyes. "Because zombies always make sense."

She glared at him. "Shut up."

"Make me."

"Now that we have demonstrated once again that no human being is ever more than a few steps away from pulling pigtails on the playground, who wants to posit a reason that we'd have zombies now, rather than, oh, six weeks ago?" Michael looked around the room. "Come on. I'm playing along with you. Now one of you needs to play along with me."

"That Mayday Army thing." The words came from a tiny biochem major who almost never spoke during class; she just sat there taking notes with a single-minded dedication that was more frightening than admirable. It was like she thought the bottom of the bell curve would be shot after every exam. She wasn't taking notes now. She was looking at Professor Mason with wide, serious eyes, pencil finally down. "They released an experimental, genetically engineered pathogen into the atmosphere. Dr. Kellis hadn't reached human trials yet. If there were going to be side effects, he didn't have time to find out what they were."

She sounded utterly serene, like she'd finally found a test that she was certain she could pass. Michael Mason paused. "That's an interesting theory, Michelle."

"The CDC has shut down half a dozen clinical trials in the last week, and they won't say why," she replied, as if that had some bearing on the conversation.

Maybe it did. Michael Mason straightened. "All right. I'm going to humor you, because it's not every day that one gets a zombie apocalypse as an excuse for canceling class. You're all dismissed, on one condition."

"What's that, Professor?" asked a student.

"I want you all to stay together. Check your phones for news; check your Twitter feeds. See if anything strange is going on before you go anywhere." He forced a smile, wishing he wasn't starting to feel so uneasy. "If we're having a zombie apocalypse, let's make it a minor one, and all be back here on Monday, all right?"

Laughter and applause greeted his words. He stayed at the front of the room until the last of the students had streamed out; then he grabbed his coat and started for the exit himself. He needed to cancel classes for the rest of the day. He needed to call Stacy, and tell her to get Phillip from the preschool. If there was one thing science had taught him, it was that safe was always better than sorry, and some things were never on the final exam.

***

Professor Michael Mason has announced the cancellation of class for the rest of the week. His podcast will be posted tomorrow night, as scheduled. All students are given a one-week extension on their summer term papers.

When will you Rise?

Comments

[beccastareyes]

I wonder if the use of the screwfly in the first paragraph is a nod to The Screwfly Solution.

[silvertwi.livejournal.com]

I for one would have been interested in seeing how that discussion progressed. There are occasionally fascinating conversations to be had in a classroom.

...though given that this is the day after the start of the Rising, that could have ended in an outbreak, easily.

[lysystratae.livejournal.com]

AUGH... knowing he tried to keep his family safe even tho he didn't really believe there was a problem just makes it that much worse...

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

A teacher with a flexible mindset.

Excellent.


And thank you. On days I'm at work you have me eagerly waiting the next installment. On days I'm off, you have me sleeping in so I can wake up and know the next one is there, ready to read.

And the suspense and tension -- you could bounce quarters off it!

[callibr8]

Even though my rational mind knows that this is a novel not reality, I'm getting pretty freaked out here. When I came home yesterday afternoon to find my partner pale and unmoving on the bed, the need to find out whether she was okay (as in, skin warm, breathing normal) had an uphill battle to win out over the newly-roused caution to let sleeping zombies lie. :-)

That college class vignette was masterfully done, and I say that from the perspective of someone whose business class often has just such interesting in-class discussions, explicitly encouraged and facilitated by our instructor.

[shiyiya.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Masons.

[katiebabs (from livejournal.com)]

LOL over the living in a Romero movie comment.

[roadnotes.livejournal.com]

Eeeeep. This is getting more and more effective.

[baka-kit.livejournal.com]

Ohgodohgodohgod he's going to do everything he can ... but it's not going to be enough.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I comment just to use this icon.

[orlacarey.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd be amused...next Friday I have a 4 hour drive planned where the entertainment will bee the two passengers reading all of these stories to the driver so were all ready for Deadline

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

I first want to say that I am loving ALL the little bits you are posting and am very much looking forward to getting Deadline in at my place of work. Next I want to say that I have been horrified and amused and saddened and horrified some more reading all of them. This is the one that has made me the most uneasy. And somehow that is worse than horrified and sad, I think because it brings back the feeling I had throughout reading Feed. And yes, I still get the shakes every time I drive past the horse herds when driving to my parent's home... yes, you are a long lasting effect, Seanan. You are a goddess of understated elegant horror.

[shaharazad.livejournal.com]

Prof. Mason is an instantly likable and interesting character.

So far this is the only decent apocalypse we've got happening today.

[saoba.livejournal.com]

Oh tiny biochem major Michelle, I hope you make it.

[trektone.livejournal.com]

LOVED THIS ONE!

Debbie! Michelle! Maybe even Andrei? Must reread "Everglades" right now!

[drcpunk.livejournal.com]

Wow. The Masons are reminding me of a Heinlein couple, except that reality isn't their bitch. But, they're not assuming it is, and, as far as I can tell, they're basically heroic people who do just keep on going, no matter what -- and who are simply not good at parenting after Philip (or, perhaps, not interested in parenting per se, and that's where my brain starts doing speculations that a) fall into conspiracy nutcase, b) are likely wrong, and c) Seanan couldn't comment on regardless).

[ladysoapmaker.livejournal.com]

Do they still call it foreshadowing if you know what is going to happen?

[ironed_orchid]

Oh man, poor Masons, poor everyone else. Awesome students.

In a lovely dose of Coyote irony...

[denaliyote.livejournal.com]

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

...the =real= CDC agrees with you that there should be zombie preparedness plans. :}

Perhaps they read your journal?

De-lurking as a coyoteboy ta share a laugh,
-Denali!

[wendyzski.livejournal.com]

Someone asked me what I was reading last night.

I explained about FEED, and about the next book, and these snippets. Then I said "and I'll want to read the first book again just before I read the new one, but since I know that it will make me cry and scream an throw the book across the room, I am currently bolstering myself with fluff literature in an effort to emotionally survive TWO of these books in a row".

[yellowblackhaze.livejournal.com]

Everyone just trying to go about the days while the world is about to end.

[thedorkygirl.livejournal.com]

YES! His podcast!