Mira Grant knows where you live.
Mar. 23rd, 2010 09:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seanan_mcguireIt's time for today's TOTALLY SILLY CONTEST!
So I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
So I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
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Date: 2010-03-23 05:30 pm (UTC)Mira Grant single-handedly put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Mira Grant's social security number has two extra digits.
Mira Grant's cat has two extra digits.
Mira Grant holds citizenship in seventeen UN-recognized countries, four non-UN-recognized countries, three planets, and a comet.
Mira Grant speaks thirty-nine languages, including three fictional languages, five dead languages, and two undead languages.
Mira Grant and Superman have never been seen in the same room at the same time.
Mira Grant contains explicit lyrics.
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Date: 2010-03-23 07:38 pm (UTC)HEY!! MY cats (well, three of the six) have two extra digits!
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Date: 2010-03-23 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-24 08:58 am (UTC)