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Maybe deciding that I've had enough Diet Dr Pepper and cutting myself off doesn't do as much good if I promptly start drinking coffee instead.

Maybe this is why my hands are shaking.

Maybe I can vibrate through time...

Date: 2008-12-22 08:47 pm (UTC)
kellan_the_tabby: My face, reflected in a round mirror I'm holding up; the rest of the image is the side of my head, hair shorn short. (Default)
From: [personal profile] kellan_the_tabby
1) Maybe.

2) Probably.

3) Almost certainly not, and if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Kate says I am not allowed to vibrate backwards through time and alter the path of human evolution.

Date: 2008-12-22 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Just so you don't take the last beer. ;)

Date: 2008-12-23 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Nope. No beer. Beer doesn't have caffeine.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com
Or painkillers, for the Coyote teeth.

Date: 2008-12-31 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Nom nom teeth nom.

Date: 2008-12-22 08:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kyrielle
Heeeeeeee.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmm, coffee.

Date: 2008-12-22 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tltrent.livejournal.com
Diet DP is an eebil, eebil thing. Pulls you in, never lets you go...

Date: 2008-12-23 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Chris was with me on the car trip where I switched from leaded to unleaded, as it were. It's a miracle we both survived.

Date: 2008-12-22 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com
I have no money for DDP. Work provides free coffee. Coffee makes me violently ill.

. . . these toothpicks I'm propping my eyelids open are starting to poke holes. Maybe I should start drinking coffee...

Date: 2008-12-23 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Awww, honey. :(

Date: 2008-12-22 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dornbeast.livejournal.com
Maybe I can vibrate through time...

WARNING: Unprotected exposure to the timestream can result in premature aging, hair becoming permanently white, eyes which glow violet, being reduced to an infant, becoming your own parent, creation of a world in which Hitler became a famous painter resulting in the destruction of humanity when the giant squid came, immortality without resistance to aging, or death.

Do not travel the timestream without appropriate shielding. This has been a public service announcement from the Gallifrey Broadcasting Corporation.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
I love you a little bit right now. Just as an FYI.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
So -- what's the downside?

Date: 2008-12-23 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dornbeast.livejournal.com
Well, if you have no problem with death, and living forever with all the costs of getting older doesn't seem like a problem, and the destruction of humanity is something you can deal with, I don't suppose there's much of a downside.

Oh, in rare cases, 90% of the Earth has been transformed into Amway salespeople, or Elvis impersonators, but that's only happened one time for each, and it was fixed almost immediately.

Date: 2008-12-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
But -- giant squid! It doesn't get much better than that...

Date: 2008-12-22 09:50 pm (UTC)
sdelmonte: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sdelmonte
You would need a Cosmic Treadmill.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
I'll put that on my Christmas list.

Date: 2008-12-22 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berry-k.livejournal.com
Reminds me an NCIS from, I think the second season, where Abby has been at an all night rave and is acting a little weird.

"Are you all right, Abby?"
"Hey, I only drank Red Bull!"
"How many?"
"Is eighteen a lot?"

Date: 2008-12-23 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladymondegreen.livejournal.com
This reminds me of the Happy Days where Richie gets drunk, but can't understand why.

His father asks him how many he had and he names some high double digit number, and his father's eyebrows climb up his head, and then Richie says "in itty bitty glasses." and falls over.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-12-23 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
I love Abby so very very very much.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com
(a) I love Abby.
(b) How can anyone tell when she's acting a little weird?

Date: 2008-12-23 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berry-k.livejournal.com
(a) *Everyone* loves Abby
(b) Oh, she was acting weird even for *Abby*!!

Date: 2008-12-31 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Weird Abby is a little bit terrifying. Yet also...awesome.

Date: 2008-12-31 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berry-k.livejournal.com
I think you just nailed Abby -- well, Abby's personality -- in 10 words. Maybe you oughta be like, you know, a writer or somethin'.

Date: 2009-01-01 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
I dunno. Isn't that, like, hard?

Date: 2009-01-01 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berry-k.livejournal.com
What, you type a lot of words and then some big New York Publisher gives you a ton of money. How hard could it be?

Date: 2008-12-23 12:02 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] batyatoon
It wouldn't surprise me.

Date: 2008-12-23 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Time is chewy!

Date: 2008-12-23 03:42 pm (UTC)
mneme: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mneme
Just don't get so wired that you merge with the Source!

Date: 2008-12-26 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
I will do my best.

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