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Manhattan, New York. July 7th, 2014.

In the month since his report on the supposed "Kellis cure" had first appeared, Robert Stalnaker had received a level of attention and adulation—and yes, vitrol—that he had previously only dreamed of. His inbox was packed every morning with people both applauding and condemning his decision to reveal Dr. Alexander Kellis's scientific violation of the American public. Was he the one who told the Mayday Army to break into Kellis's lab, doing thousands of dollars of damage and unleashing millions of dollars of research into the open air? No, he was not. He was simply a concerned member of the American free press, doing his job, and reporting the news.

The fact that he had essentially fabricated the story had stopped bothering him after the third interview request. By the Monday following the Fourth of July, he would have been honestly shocked if someone had asked him about the truth behind his lies. As far as he was concerned, he'd been telling the truth. Maybe it wasn't the truth Dr. Kellis had intended, but it was the one he'd created. All Stalnaker did was report it.

Best of all, he hadn't seen anyone sneezing or coughing in almost two weeks. Whatever craziness Kellis had been cooking up in that lab of his, it did what it was supposed to do. Throw out the Kleenex and cancel that order for chicken soup, can I hear an amen from the floor?

"Amen," murmured Stalnaker, pushing open the door to his paper's New York office. A cool blast of climate-controlled air flowed out into the hall, chasing away the stickiness of the New York summer. He stepped into the room, letting the door swing shut behind him, and waited for the applause that inevitably followed his arrival. He was, after all, the one who had single-handedly increased circulation almost fifteen percent in under a week.

The applause didn't come. Bemused, he looked around the room and saw his editor bearing down on him with a grim expression on his face and a toothpick bouncing between his lips as he frantically chewed it into splinters. The toothpicks had been intended as an aid when he quit smoking the year before. Somehow, they'd just never gone away.

"Stalnaker!" he growled, shoving the toothpick off to one side of his mouth as he demanded, "Where the hell have you been? Don't you check your email?"

"Not during breakfast most mornings," said Stalnaker, taken aback by his editor's tone. Don never talked to him like that. Harshly, sure, and sometimes coldly, but never like he'd done something too wrong to be articulated; never like he was a puppy who'd made a mess on the carpet. "Why? Did I miss a political scandal or something while I was having a bagel?"

Don Nutick paused, forcing himself to take a deep, slow breath before he said, "No. You missed the Pennsylvania police department announcing that the ringleaders of the Mayday Army were taken into custody Friday afternoon."

"What?" Stalnaker stared at him, suddenly fully alert. "You're telling me they actually caught the guys? How the hell did they manage that?"

"One of their own decided to rat them out. Said that it wasn't right, what they were doing." Don shook his head. "They're not releasing the guy's name yet. Still, whoever managed to get an exclusive interview with him, why. I bet that person could write his or her own ticket. Maybe even convince a sympathetic editor not to fire his ass over faking a report that's getting the paper threatened with a lawsuit."

Stalnaker scoffed. "They'd never get it to stick."

"You sure of that?"

There was a moment of silence before Stalnaker said, reluctantly, "I guess I'm going to Pennsylvania."

"Yes," Don agreed. "I guess you are."

***

While the identity of the Mayday Army's deserter has been protected thus far, it must be asked: why did this man decide to turn on his compatriots? What did he see in that lab that caused him to change his ways? We don't know, but we're going to find out...

When will you Rise?

Date: 2011-05-14 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eclectic-writer.livejournal.com
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Date: 2011-05-14 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashabardon.livejournal.com
Aww yes! These excerpts are actually making my day. Please, oh please, by the zombie gods, let Stalnaker get what's coming to him. I'm an old school journo and a new-century blogger and he makes us look BAD! Seriously, this guy has obviously never read a code of ethics in his life ...

I hate tabloid hacks ...

Seanan, any plans to collect Countdown and do it as an ebook or something?

Date: 2011-05-14 04:06 pm (UTC)
archangelbeth: A smirking white cat - Krosp from Girl Genius. (Krosp - Helping!)
From: [personal profile] archangelbeth
Bunny! *beth runs off, distracted from crossing fingers about the collect-the-set question*

Date: 2011-05-14 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashabardon.livejournal.com
Nice try but I can't be distracted .... aww a bunny. I love bunnies!

Damn.

Date: 2011-05-14 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linenoise.livejournal.com
I <3 this reply. *pets the bunny*

Date: 2011-05-14 03:40 pm (UTC)
beccastareyes: Image of Sam from LotR. Text: loyal (Default)
From: [personal profile] beccastareyes
I wonder what the Mayday Informant noticed. Was it just that Kellis's work didn't lend itself well to sequestration by Big Pharma and that Brandon was too dumb/full of himself to call off the plan? Or did Kellis have some inkling that the current strains would interact with non-cold/flu virii in such a way that releasing something which the human immune system has no defenses for would be a Terrible Idea, no matter how safe it was on its own, and the Mayday Informant noticed this? Both? Something else?

I am excited. I also like how this is taking a clear arc, even if the arc is straight into the zombie pits.

Date: 2011-05-14 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fadethecat.livejournal.com
Maybe just enough of a calming down period to go "...releasing a virus that hadn't even started human clinical trials yet could've been a wee bit presumptuous of us."

Date: 2011-05-14 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lysystratae.livejournal.com
that'd be my bet

Date: 2011-05-14 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com
Interesting.

I wouldn't have considered Stalnaker's story a complete fabrication given the fact that this (http://digg.com/news/story/Scientists_cure_cancer_but_no_one_takes_notice_5) hit the news yesterday (Scientists cure cancer; no one takes notice) for PRECISELY THE REASONS Stalnaker mentioned. Big Pharma not gonna share that with the common man because they can make more money off cancer.

So suffice to say that I am pleased to see Stalnaker getting what's coming to him. I am not really surprised by Seanan's oracular prowess, and I hope to find out more about the Mayday person who turned in.

Thank you again, O great Blonde of terrifying literature.

Date: 2011-05-14 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linenoise.livejournal.com
It didn't quite "hit the news" yesterday. It's a three or four year old story that went viral in the last few days on Facebook. It's a piece of trash journalism with absolutely no legitimate sources. If you go look for peer-reviewed sources, you'll find that that article was written when only the most *basic* research had been completed. (Cancer cells in mice, etc.) Further clinical trials are ongoing, and it still shows some promise, but it's not the magic bullet that the old article makes it sound like.

Date: 2011-05-14 05:37 pm (UTC)
deakat: (tart)
From: [personal profile] deakat
Here's an update from the University of Alberta regarding a very limited trial (only five patients) of its use in treating glioblastoma.

If I had excess funds, I'd certainly be enthusiastic about funding more trials.

Date: 2011-05-14 05:50 pm (UTC)
beccastareyes: Image of Sam from LotR. Text: loyal (Default)
From: [personal profile] beccastareyes
So that's why a friend was asking about it?

(I don't know much beyond what I read in Scientific American on cancer research, but I know how to search PubMed and read abstracts when I see people making a fuss over the Cure for Cancer!!!!!111 That and I'm a astronomer, and I know the range of bad astronomy journalism*.)

* Want to see me rant? Mention 2012 astronomical doomsday predictions. At least the Rising has nothing to do with people claiming the ancient Mayans predicted the black hole in the center of our galaxy will stop the Earth's magnetic field or something, and that's why their calendar has a big turn-over at 13.0.0.0.0.

Date: 2011-05-14 06:10 pm (UTC)
archangelbeth: Lego-woman with white angel-wings, holding a book in one hand and a whip in the other. (Archangel of Archives)
From: [personal profile] archangelbeth
Definitely not a magic bullet, but DCA is seeming really promising:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18465755
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18423823

(Vitamin K2 may also be of interest. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18374196 )

Meanwhile, there's an ongoing study at http://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01029925, for DCA and metastatic lung and breast cancers.

(And they caught and extradited someone selling fake DCA: http://phoenix.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel10/px082510.htm )

Er, sorry. Search terms are dichloroacetate cancer site:gov. I'll stop geeking out about the data now. >_>

Date: 2011-05-14 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperwise.livejournal.com
Every single one of these makes me drool a little more.

Also with the Don, I see what you did thar. *g*

Date: 2011-05-15 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drcpunk.livejournal.com
Huh?

I mean, I get that the editor threatening Stalnaker's job is the same editor who jumped at the story, but beyond that, what am I missing?

Date: 2011-05-15 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperwise.livejournal.com
Private joke. :)
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Date: 2011-05-15 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
ICON LOVE

Also countdown snippet love to Seanan, but I think everyone here reading these knows to expect that. :3

Date: 2011-05-14 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admnaismith.livejournal.com
From T minus 26:

"Like Willy Wonka and the snotberries?" asked one of the men, sounding perplexed. He was a bio-chem graduate student; he'd come to the meeting because he'd heard there would be good weed. No one had mentioned anything about a political tirade from a man who thought metaphors were like cocktails: better when mixed thoroughly.

Yes, I have a working hypothesis about who the "deserter" is, and what might have made him, in particular, have misgivings after the break-in...

This countdown is a most excellent series. It's the closest I've come to the kind of experience readers had in the 19th century, when fans of Dickens, etc., would await installments of novels.

Date: 2011-05-14 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyssabard.livejournal.com
Because you said that, it also puts a bug in my brain, thanks. :)

Date: 2011-05-15 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiyiya.livejournal.com
That's been my theory too!

Date: 2011-06-12 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fayanora.livejournal.com
I hope this guy gets to see a zombie hoarde coming toward him, fully realizing that he had a hand in this happening, and begging God for mercy before the zombies eat his flesh.

Date: 2011-06-17 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thedorkygirl.livejournal.com
FAKED THE REPORT. I'm so glad that it was written out. I was afraid that the editor might have been dumb to it

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