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Yesterday afternoon, at the request of my/Mira Grant's publisher, I took my little FlipVideo camera and my little clicky-flashy digital camera down to Cups and Cakes Bakery to document the process of making the famous BRAIN CUPCAKES. Because, well, it seemed like a good way to kill an hour or two. The bakery is closed on Tuesdays, so Tuesday was the best time to have a slightly off-kilter author come in and point cameras at things. It was fun!

I am aware that this thread is useless without pics. Pics will be coming soon, although the odds are reasonably high that they will be posted, not here, but on the Orbit website. Why? Because dude, brain cupcakes. Also, that way Orbit has to do the video hosting, not me. I like things that lead to other people doing the video hosting. Things that lead to other people doing the video hosting are keen.

It turns out, by the way, that people are a lot less willing to accept random cupcakes from a random stranger when those random cupcakes look like tiny frosting brains. This is more of a sign of a survival instinct than I usually see from the human race these days, so I'm going to take it as a good thing. It probably didn't help that I looked bone-tired while offering the tiny brains to people, which created an overall air of "zombie pastry chef" that can't possibly have appealed to the public at large. Many of my friends, sure, but the public at large, not so amazingly much.

I love the simplicity of these tiny sugary treats, their iconic awesomeness, the way that they just say, very straightforwardly, "this is what I am, I am a brain, you can cope." I find myself pondering other ways to make cupcakes relevant to my various projects (although with some projects, this requires no effort at all—Velveteen gets red velvet cupcakes with vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkles, for superficial childishness atop adult complexity; Clady just gets whatever you're not eating...), because dude, cupcakes.

Everybody loves baked goods.

Date: 2010-06-09 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aineotter.livejournal.com
Ooh!
My dad is a neuropathologist. I must learn how to make brain cupcakes for his next birthday. This means I have 'till March.

Date: 2010-06-09 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Well, the tutorial will be going up soon!

Date: 2010-06-09 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smoooom.livejournal.com
I'm not entirely sure I'd eat one from a known source. When I was 9 or son my Nan made brains on toast for breakfast. Since leaving food on your plate meant some poor child would DIE in Biafra, besides Nan had a nasty willow switch I did actually eat the whole thing. It was disgusting. I asked a nicely as I could that she never make me eat it again. I suspect my parents talked to her as well, because brains on toast was supposed to be good for you and all that stuff. I've had an aversion to brains ever since. Now if the cupcakes are chocolate it would be much easier to eat one.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aineotter.livejournal.com
Now *actual* brains are one thing I will not eat. Prions, and all that. Plus, brain is pretty much all fat, anyway.
Frosting and cake brains are a totally different matter.

Date: 2010-06-14 05:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-09 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tibicina.livejournal.com
The brain cupcakes were cherry cordial, so chocolate cakes with a cherry hidden under the purple-ish frosting.

Date: 2010-06-09 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smoooom.livejournal.com
Oh, oh, that I eat. no problem. not quite black forest but some what kind of like it.

Date: 2010-06-14 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Yeah, I am not a happy brain-eater. No brains. Brain cupcakes are different.

Date: 2010-06-09 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com
I can't wait for the cupcakes with the Aeslin Mice.

Cups and Cakes is going to be like, "You want us to put mice on them, okay, mice with...hats?"

"Yeah, do you know how to make a mitre out of frosting?"

"Um. We'll try? And some of them with words, okay, what words?"

"We're definitely going to need about half of them to say 'Hail!'"

"Okay, no problem."

"Can you fit 'Arboreal Priestess' on a cupcake?"

"Maaaayyyybeee?"

Date: 2010-06-09 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladymondegreen.livejournal.com
The real question is is the frosting cream cheese, and is that an abomination?

Obligatory Lilo icon.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com
*grins* Knowing the mice, cream cheese frosting is a sacrament. XD

Date: 2010-06-09 04:16 pm (UTC)
ext_20420: (bad mommy)
From: [identity profile] kyburg.livejournal.com
Not frosting. Molding chocolate. Ah me. I'm even envisioning the marzipan mice w/armatures - too much Duff. *slaps self* (You might even be able to put some dialog balloons up. *slaps self harder*)

Date: 2010-06-09 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladymondegreen.livejournal.com
It seems like the sort of thing that could start a religious schism. Inter-Aeslin wars seem like the sort of thing that should be avoided at all costs.

Date: 2010-06-09 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tibicina.livejournal.com
But if you have cream cheese frosting then it's cheese /and/ cake. And that is the greatest of all sacraments!

Date: 2010-06-14 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
They have a religious schism every few generations. It keeps the numbers down.

Date: 2010-06-14 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Hee.

And they will be DELICIOUS.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenjen4280.livejournal.com
There's a joke in there somewhere about "zombie pastry chefs" and "pasty zombie chefs"...

Besides, would you take a cupcake from Mira Grant? ;)

Date: 2010-06-09 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com
Zombie Chef's pasties...

Date: 2010-06-14 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Well, yes, I would...

Date: 2010-06-09 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigherman.livejournal.com
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

ARC CUPCAKE CONTEST!

Date: 2010-06-14 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigherman.livejournal.com
I've been thinking about this, and IF it were acceptable, it would be cool to open the contest to all cupcakes - felted cupcakes, metaphorical cupcakes, cubist cupcakes, Jungian archetype cupcakes...

Date: 2010-06-14 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
Nice suggestion!

Date: 2010-06-09 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catnip13.livejournal.com
Toby needs coffee cupcakes. Possibly adorned with Lucky Charms.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catnip13.livejournal.com
Though I remain proud of the pumpkin spice with cinnamon caramel buttercream and koi fish sprinkles that I made for the release party.

Date: 2010-06-09 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothyla.livejournal.com
Those sound yummy!

Date: 2010-06-14 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
...yeah, she probably does.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleothyla.livejournal.com
Must eat frosting brains!!!!!

Those just sound so awesome. Can't wait to see the pics!

Date: 2010-06-14 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
They're AMAZING.

Date: 2010-06-09 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
I look forward to the links to video and pictures with barely restrained GLEEE!!! BRAIN Cupcakes- ENTIRELY TOO COOL!!!

Date: 2010-06-14 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
And entirely too tasty, which makes it even better.

Date: 2010-06-09 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inaurolillium.livejournal.com
This comment exists only to show you my Zombie Chef constume.

Date: 2010-06-14 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
I approve of your icon!

Date: 2010-06-10 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feed-your-muse.livejournal.com
And now I can't get the image of a zombie pastry chef out of my head! Thanks for that. :-P

Merry

Date: 2010-06-14 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com
You're welcome!

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