seanan_mcguire: (marilyn)
seanan_mcguire ([personal profile] seanan_mcguire) wrote2015-12-21 12:20 pm
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Bacon creamed corn, take one.

You will need:

1/2 pound of good, fatty bacon
2 pints of heavy whipping cream/1 pint heavy whipping cream, 2 cups of whole milk
2 1-lb. bags of frozen corn
4 tbs. of sugar
2 tsp. of salt
1/4 cup of quick polenta

A deep skillet
A spoon

Take your corn out to thaw (you want it as non-frozen as possible). Cut your bacon into 1/4" to 1/2" squares (I find that using meat scissors works really well for this). Put the bacon into your skillet, and cook until you want to just eat it.

Add your thawed corn to the skillet, pouring it on top of the bacon, and mix thoroughly before adding your first pint of cream. Mix again. If the cream does not cover the bulk of your corn-and-bacon mixture, add more cream (or milk, if that's how you're rolling). Reserve half the remaining cream/milk for later.

Bring your heat up to medium-high. Stir your mixture until the cream begins to warm. Taste it. You should find that you need sugar to balance the richness of the cream. Add sugar, one tablespoon at a time, until the sweetness is to your liking (you can leave some of the sugar out). Sprinkle your polenta evenly over the mixture, stirring thoroughly after each pass.

Turn the heat down to medium-low, and give the mixture about four minutes to cook, stirring occasionally. As the polenta cooks, it will thicken more and more, creating a paste. You may wish to add more cream/milk at this stage, to render the cream more, well, creamy. I like my creamed corn to be thick but still a little bit runny.

Taste the mix. You should find that you need salt. Add salt to taste. Stir thoroughly. Bring back up to medium-high and stir for another three to five minutes, while your polenta finishes cooking. Be careful not to burn your cream (burnt cream is unpleasant).

Serves eight, reheats beautifully.

I will be modifying this recipe to begin with an onion cooked alongside the bacon, and will report back.
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Thank you!!

[personal profile] needlegrrl 2015-12-21 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you *so much* for posting this. :) I can't wait to try it!

RE: Thank you!!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's remarkably easy!

[identity profile] cantseemee.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I can actually feel my body gaining weight right now. Just LOOKING at this.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can gain weight by looking at a holiday recipe, maybe see a doctor? That sounds alarming.

[identity profile] cantseemee.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A miracle of modern science, I am.
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[identity profile] badgermirlacca.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this sounds heavenly.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's REALLY good.

[identity profile] lluad.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds excellent. Gonna give that a try, and then maybe add some leek to it ...

[identity profile] groblek.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You make me hungry any time you post about cooking. I'm going to have to file this away to try sometime.

[identity profile] arielstarshadow.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds soooooo good.

[identity profile] bree-ramsey314.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds yummy. I have a similar recipe, but I use half & half and cream cheese. I never considered adding bacon though, which is kind of odd since I firmly believe that just about everything is better with bacon.

[identity profile] batmarg.livejournal.com 2015-12-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking as a southerner: I'm really excited to try this. You combined 2 of our major food groups. lol

[identity profile] docpockets.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
This reminds me of dishes from my childhood in Texas.

[identity profile] klwilliams.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't had good creamed corn in decades. This sounds fabulous. (The British husband is not so much for dishes containing corn.)

[identity profile] thebluerose.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Add sugar to a savoury dish? One with bacon in it? OMG!

[identity profile] sometimeskate.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You've obviously never had pig candy, which is marvelous. Or traditional American baked beans. (This isn't a criticism honest. But yes, a pinch of sugar in an otherwise savoury dish, especially one with corn/maize is very delicious.)

[identity profile] mirumototsubasa.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds amazing! Though the only polenta I am familiar with comes in blocks and is a fryable patty sort of thing. I will have to explore the grocery store more! I will make some....after the holidays. Because working a Seafood retail store this week makes me come home and fall down. :)

[identity profile] tibicina.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I believe this polenta is the raw cornmeal which gets cooked to become the stuff in blocks. (Basically most cornmeal /should/ work, but polenta is usually a little coarse and not hominy grits which are treated with lye before being ground.)

[identity profile] acelightning.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 08:23 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] emerald-ibis.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for posting this! It sounds divine. I plan to attempt this very, very soon. Will possibly attempt the onion variation you mentioned.

[identity profile] mahariel.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*whimper* *drool*

[identity profile] sometimeskate.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I think adding onions (and garlic) cooked in the bacon fat would add a welcome dimension. You might need to cook it a bit longer, or add less liquid because you will have more bacon fat due to all the nooks and crannies of the onions, as well as the liquid they will exude. (I mention both onions and garlic because they are two of my favourite veggies that I add to almost everything.) Someone mentioned cream cheese, which might add some more flavour.

This would, if one is looking for a state of carb coma, go quite well with the floofy pie I made up for the holidays. One block softened cream cheese, one or two boxes of Jello cheesecake flavoured pudding, and a tub of cool whip. Mix the cream cheese with the pudding, adding a bit of milk if needed, then at least a teaspoon of vanilla extract. If you want to make it chocolate or lemon or what have you, add the flavouring at this time, but I'm pretty much into just the plain cheesecake taste. Fold in the cool whip, and flomp the mixture into a crumb crust. (I have one made with vanilla wafers, and one made with the Famous chocolate wafers I used to love when I was little. Crush the cookies, mix with some melted butter and a tiny bit of sugar if you want. (I have a tub of coarse cane sugar in which I keep some vanilla beans I used for this.) Pat the crumb mixture up the sides of your pie plate, and let it sit in the fridge or freezer at least half an hour before adding the floofy stuff.) Let the pie sit for an hour or two, then shove your face into it.

P.S. If it's against the rules to offer recipes, I apologize and will delete it.
P.P.S. Have you considered adding thyme?
Edited 2015-12-22 21:48 (UTC)

[identity profile] mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com 2015-12-22 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And I think that I just found a side dish for Saturday's Pork-a-palooza!