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seanan_mcguire ([personal profile] seanan_mcguire) wrote2008-12-11 11:33 am

Various bits and pieces of cultural flotsam.

* I'm writing my world description outline for the InCryptid books, which is a lot of fun, since it lets me make statements like 'insect-derived exothermic placental mammals with a decentralized circulatory system' in a completely serious, sincere way. (I love my insect-derived exothermic placental mammals. They're so wonderfully creepy. Also, I would not want them in my house, and neither do you.)

* The Brightest Fell -- also known as 'Toby Daye, book five,' also known us 'uh, Seanan, isn't book one due out next year?' -- is now well underway; I finished chapter seventeen last night, with a great deal of giggling and clapping of my hands. This is also why I haven't been posting many word counts recently, since every time I think 'well, I'll just hop projects now,' The Brightest Fell slaps me upside the head and drags me back in. I think this is because the book really, really wants to be finished. And who am I to argue? I like it when books want to be finished. It makes me feel productive.

* I am seriously considering writing a book about zombie virology. Just because it would give me an excuse to go and hang out at the CDC asking weird questions without getting looked at funny. Also, if you haven't read Zombie CSI by Jonathan Maberry, you totally should. The slowly developing zombie non-fiction genre for the win, yo. (It's true facts about fictional things. This makes it, bizarrely enough, non-fiction. I love the world sometimes.)

* Lilly's best silly parlor trick is once again seasonal: yes, my cat will sing 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' as a duet if you simply start the song and pause at the right places. Behold the beauty of the Siamese. Unfortunately, this means she gets pissed off if you try to sing the duet with another person. The point in Elf where Will Farrel and Zooey Deschanel sing it together drives her into a furious rage. Which is actually really adorable, as long as she's not in your lap when it starts.

* Yes, I am intending to clip her claws before we go to see Santa, in the hopes that this will prevent her from clawing Santa's balls off. Be good to Santa. Let him keep his balls.

* I have decided to use Zip-a-tone on the Conflikt program book cover, to give it that little extra 'zing.' I haven't actually used Zip-a-tone in years, since digital coloring has largely eliminated the need for it, but really, who doesn't love an art supply that requires use of an exacto knife? I'm gonna have me a slice-and-shade party, and it's going to be awesome. The awesome doubles if I don't have to go to the emergency room afterwards. I'm hoping for double awesome.

* The second Hack/Slash omnibus comes out this month, along with a reprint of the first omnibus edition. Hack/Slash is the ongoing story of Cassie Hack, a horror movie final girl who fought back and then kept on fighting. Imagine Buffy if she'd been created by James Gunn and Vincent Price instead of Joss Whedon. And if they'd been doing acid at the same time. This is pretty much my favorite currently on-going comic book, and I highly recommend it. A Christmas gift for the ages!

* Evil Dead: the Musical opens in Martinez, California on January 6th, 2009. Tickets are $25 for cabaret seating, $30 for splatter zone seating. The splatter zone is awesome, but make sure you finish eating (it's a dinner theater) before the song 'Look Who's Evil Now,' as the fake blood tastes terrible. It also smells weird, which could totally kill your appetite.

* The growth of my website continues. It's like an evil alien weed, come to destroy all within its path. The latest addition: you can now access the 'review' page from the discography. Yes, there's a lot of text there right now. I'm going to trim it down to about half that, and increase the font size. We're just getting what exists in place before we start messing with content.

And that's my today. What's yours?
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-11 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We're totally going to that musical, right? All of us. Also, um, I know you'll want the splatter zone, what should I not wear, what will the fake blood not come out of?

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
1) Yes, we are.

2) I'm probably going more than once, so if you would prefer to avoid the splatter zone it can be arranged. That said, don't wear white.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-13 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I was planning to go as part of your birthday bash. And I don't *mind* the splatter zone. I'm just trying to figure out appropriate attire because "dinner theatre" usually brings to mind a different image than "stuff to wear while being splattered with fake blood" :) Like, I can totally wear a sweatshirt and a denim skirt, I just don't want to be the only person in the dinner theatre who looks like that :)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-31 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
We'll have more details on my birthday bash soon -- life is a few days behind right now, but things will come together. I have total faith.
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a scary scary thought

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
...technically, aren't Dracaena and Juliana also insect-derived placental mammals? More pleasant than the ones you're talking about by far, though. At least as houseguests.

Re: a scary scary thought

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but they're not exothermic, and they don't have decentralized circulatory systems. They probably have a different source insect, too, as they don't seem inclined to swarm and wipe out mankind...
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Re: a scary scary thought

[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-14 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, not exothermic.

And they only swarm when they are really pissed off. A wild hunt is rather a lot like an angry swarm of hymenoptera actually; you have to do something to piss off the faeries, and then they all come out and chase you till you're dead (or they find something else to kill that satisfies them).

[identity profile] antonstrout.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw the Evil Dead musical when it was here in NYC. Pure genius!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen it *cough* several times now, and it just keeps getting better. Since it opens the week of my birthday, the theater's agreed to let me have birthday cake in the splatter zone. I love this show.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-13 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
See, I mean to be there for THIS :D :D :D

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Right-right.

[identity profile] ink-books-punk.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We should talk sometime but I am working on non-fiction zombie culture stuff. Turns out I am a much better researcher than fiction writer, yo. My college offers a choose-your-own adventure Liberal Arts masters, and I have been in talks to do a masters in Zombies. I have been putting together a thesis proposal.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, awesome! That's super-cool.
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[personal profile] zero_pixel_count 2008-12-11 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...but does the fake blood taste so bad you spend ten minutes retching? 'cause I had capsules like that once, and have felt vaguely queasy at the sight of blood ever since... (I get the feeling that's sort of back-to-front...)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thankfully, no. It tastes bad, but not that bad.

[identity profile] mariadkins.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Maberry is awesome.

The point in Elf where Will Farrel and Zooey Deschanel sing it together drives her into a furious rage.

LMAO My father-in-law had a cat once who couldn't stand Tori Amos. You could put the Little Earthquakes cd into the stereo and as soon as it'd queue up, she'd commence to screaming.

[identity profile] mariadkins.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cue rather. Not queue. It's been one of those days.

[identity profile] emberleo.livejournal.com 2008-12-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, queue if it was after other CDs, eh?

--Ember--

[identity profile] mariadkins.livejournal.com 2008-12-12 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
You make a good point. :)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Leela -- my Siamese before Lilly -- was like that about Kathy Mar.

[identity profile] mariadkins.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cats are so funny.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Tissriel (who passed on in September) dearly loved the Grateful Dead. (And fretted when Jerry Garcia died, long before I found out). On the other hand, she always came over and sat on me when I was singing, and was very pestery; I think she thought I was hurt.

[identity profile] lysystratae.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Be good to Santa. Let him keep his balls

complete spit take :)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I win!

[identity profile] apocalypticbob.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'd give my brother's left testicle for video of Lilly singing and getting mad about someone else singing!!! Freaking hilarious!!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
If I ever have access to a video camera, I'll be expecting that testicle.
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2008-12-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I am shoving stuff in boxes, and in between that, moving boxes from my bedroom to the (now-emptied) living room. They will go from there into my car, which has been newly tire-inspected, and from thence to the Bay Area.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-13 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I am so looking forward to having her here :)
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2008-12-14 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And now I get to go back and do it all again! Faster, backwards, and in high heels! (Okay, not in high heels. But I'll be bringing high heels.)

[identity profile] windex-cat.livejournal.com 2008-12-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I am brain dead from work but oh so very amused by this.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=47910908


Cats and Pumpkins YAY.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Made. Of. WIN.

[identity profile] science-vixen.livejournal.com 2008-12-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, The way you're writing will mean that books will be coming out centuries after your demise, regardless of reaching a zombified state.

[identity profile] firestrike.livejournal.com 2008-12-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
But enough about V.C. Andrews...
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-13 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
What amuses me is that it turns out when I stopped reading those was when she died.

(If more people knew I read VC Andrews in middle school, fewer people would be shocked that I liked Breaking Dawn. It could have used a better editor, but I liked its weird creepiness.)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's the goal, to a degree! I always told my friends that I wouldn't undertake a long series unless I was sure that my untimely bus-related death wouldn't derail it.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2008-12-12 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, write a book about zombie virology. That would be AMAZING.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, BEST EXCUSE EVER to go hang out at the CDC.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2008-12-13 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. That would be so fucking awesome.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
SRSLY

[identity profile] talithakalago.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Can you make a clip of her singing and upload it on youtube? I would very much like to see.

[identity profile] talithakalago.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Her = Lilly

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a video camera right now, but if I get access to one, I totally will.