The Phantom Tollbooth: Poor Milo was struck with ennui, 'till the strangest of toys set him free! He met numbers and letters, And now thinks it better To live his life and not just 'be.'
American Gods: Shadow's a tragic ex-convict Who's just found out Odin's a dick. But try as he might, He can't save the god's fight, So he's hung himself up on a stick.
Matilda: A brilliant young woman, Matilda, Heard "Your headmistress is out to kill ya!" She's saving Miss Honey, Her folks now look funny; Telekinesis makes her a thrilla.
Beowulf: Hrothgar is in some deep scit 'Cause his mead-hall just keeps getting hit. But here comes a Geat To accomplish the feat - Monster? Mom? Dragon? That's it! ('Scitan' is an Old English verb that gave us the word we know and pronounce the same way today!)
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:06 pm (UTC)Poor Milo was struck with ennui,
'till the strangest of toys set him free!
He met numbers and letters,
And now thinks it better
To live his life and not just 'be.'
American Gods:
Shadow's a tragic ex-convict
Who's just found out Odin's a dick.
But try as he might,
He can't save the god's fight,
So he's hung himself up on a stick.
Matilda:
A brilliant young woman, Matilda,
Heard "Your headmistress is out to kill ya!"
She's saving Miss Honey,
Her folks now look funny;
Telekinesis makes her a thrilla.
Beowulf:
Hrothgar is in some deep scit
'Cause his mead-hall just keeps getting hit.
But here comes a Geat
To accomplish the feat -
Monster? Mom? Dragon? That's it!
('Scitan' is an Old English verb that gave us the word we know and pronounce the same way today!)