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seanan_mcguire ([personal profile] seanan_mcguire) wrote2011-03-21 09:55 am

Happy anniversary to my personal superhero.

I am asked, with reasonable frequency these days, "Which do you recommend getting first, an agent or a book contract?" Because I, like everyone else, speak only from a place of my own experiences, I always answer, "An agent. They'll know what the hell they're doing."

Every aspiring author I've ever met has wanted an agent like a little girl wants a pony (in my case, like a little girl wants a bat-winged vampire pony that can fly and also devour the kids who liked to beat me up on the playground). Having an agent is like having a Loch Ness Monster of your very own, one that you can saddle up and use to shock and amaze your enemies as you ride it into glorious battle against Godzilla and the Easter Bunny. Having an agent will transform your life from an abyss of despair into a happy cartoon wonderland full of sunshine and zombie puppies. And sure, we understand that might not be quite true, but we all just know that the right agent will make everything okay, forever.

For a long time, I thought that the right agent for me didn't exist. That getting an agent would be sort of like getting a job: necessary, important, even pleasant at times, but still going to require me to swear less, brush my hair more, and wear uncomfortable shoes. I was willing to do these things, if I had to, but in my heart, I still wanted a bat-winged vampire pony to negotiate my contracts and strike down my enemies in my name. Because I am a simple soul.

Almost four years ago now, a friend of mine decided to introduce me a friend of hers, one who happened to be a working literary agent, looking for clients. The Agent and I exchanged some emails, going slow, navigating the wilds of acquaintance and understanding long before we reached the point where representation would become an option. It was a courtship, rather than a barroom hookup, and I am incredibly grateful for that, because anybody who's met me knows that my full attention can be an exhausting thing. She gets my full attention a lot.

Three years ago today, she asked if I wanted her to represent me. If I'd said "Yes!" any faster, I would have violated temporal causality.

The past three years have been amazing. They have been filled with firsts, seconds, thirds, and hundreds of wonderful, confusing, incredible things, and The Agent has been there every step along the way to explain, encourage, and assist. I call her my personal superhero for a reason—that's exactly what she is. Books on writing will tell you that the best thing a working writer can have is a good agent, and they're right, but what they won't tell you is that it's even better to have a good agent who understand you, understands the way you work, and is willing to see what you can do together.

So here's a happy, happy anniversary to my personal superhero, to the woman who helps me understand the business side of my chosen career, and to the only person ever to respond to my description of The Worst Book I've Ever Read by asking me to send it to them. Happy anniversary. Let's have ten more of these.

[identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Only ten? Lots more than that...

I'd love to meet her, she sounds wonderful (no, I don't want her to represent me, I write programs not stories). But give her a hug from me...

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to take it in realistic chunks. :)
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[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] stormsdotter.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Uncomfortable shoes should all be thrown into the nearest volcano. Or the nearest garbage compactor, if there is no volcano handy.

Here's to your lovely and talented Agent! Now I'm gonna get off my butt and work on my manuscript some more, so I can query her by the end of the calendar year.
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[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck!

[identity profile] spectralbovine.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Three cheers for Seanan's dear Agent!
A true publication reagent!
The zombies and Fae
And Cryptids today
Owe thanks to her lack of contagion.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

[identity profile] ladymondegreen.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy anniversary to you and The Agent! May you have many, many more.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] kyburg.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And I like how you described the process of actually meeting your agent - no, it wasn't a bolt out of blue, just dumb luck or you walked up to someone and announced your desire to be introduced to their agent johnny-on-the-spot, the end.

You work in the business, you find what you need to stay in it.

(Me, and bunches of other folks are really glad this happened. They just don't it yet - or why, really. More people get to see what you write - and that's all good.)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I did have an introduction, which many people don't have, but it was from a mutual friend, not a client.

[identity profile] naurwen.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Cheers to that!
I think we all (the happy readers bunch) are very thankful for the fact that this happened. :D

[identity profile] touch-of-ink.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, had to delete one, it didn't come out right :)

Happy Anniversary, and may you have many, many more.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/ 2011-03-21 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay for good agents. Though next time I see mine, I am so going to ask him if he ever feels like the Loch Ness Monster.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You should. Because he is a mythological beast, yo.

[identity profile] groblek.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Anniversary, and a very heartfelt Thank You to her from a couple of your fans for her part in getting your books out for us to buy and read.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall pass it on!

[identity profile] jtucktattoo.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to have an agent. LOVE. Obscene, drooling, messily love to have an agent.

I will too one day.

However, every agent has passed that I have approached and I approached a LOT of agents. Got a lot of interest. They want my first 50 pages, they want my 2 page synopsis, they want a lot of looks, no body wanted to take a chance.

I got a three book deal from Kensington Publishing and STILL couldn't get an agent.

So here I am with my first book coming out early 2012 and still no agent to take to that party. (Blood and Bullets.....look for it! end shameless plug)

Ah well.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Once your first book is hugely awesome, they'll be beating down your door.

[identity profile] jtucktattoo.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That is my plan! lol.

[identity profile] jenniferkoliver.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What a lovely post! Both you and your agent are so lucky to have found each other. :)

Aw, I bet zombie puppies are dead cute (har har).

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally.

They bark, yap, yip, and destroy mankind.

[identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that is a damn fine agent.

I read an article today that compared a writer's relationship to an agent to a kitten having a pet dragon. I sort of loved that.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's so accurate!

[identity profile] ohari.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Would I be too forward if I expressed interest in having your full attention for some time period of your choosing, should we ever be geographically compatible?

Happy Anniversary!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all, although I must caution you that most of the time, when I'm traveling, thirty things want my full attention at any given moment.

[identity profile] ohari.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course they do! You're talented, skilled, popular and hot.

[identity profile] wendyzski.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
We are happy she found you too - because it means we get to have more SeananBooks!

(Am now 3/4 through rereading all the Toby books and going "ooh I see what you did there!")

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
(Hee.)
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[personal profile] archangelbeth 2011-03-21 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Agentversary! Have a zombie icon! ...well, close, anyway...

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Close enough for me!

[identity profile] joecoustic.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations and Happy Anniversary to you and your agent!! We have all benefited along with the two of you from the happy union :).
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[personal profile] deakat 2011-03-21 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Tired brain is tired. I first read that as "the happy unicorn".

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. :)

[identity profile] yellowblackhaze.livejournal.com 2011-03-21 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Your agent does us a service by allowing you more time to write and getting the books out there.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww. :)

[identity profile] kat-merle.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Anniversary!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[personal profile] kyrielle 2011-03-22 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy anniversary!

Also, your agent rocks, and many many thanks to her for helping you get your books published.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2011-03-22 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
She does, indeed, rock.