Mira Grant knows where you live.

[seanan_mcguire]

It's time for today's TOTALLY SILLY CONTEST!

So I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!

You know Chuck Norris?

That.

I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."

Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)

Come on. You know you want to.

Comments

[it-aint-easy.livejournal.com]

#1:
Q: How many Mira Grants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Light?!? Aaaaa!! It buuuuuuuuuuurns!!!!

#2:
Mira Grant rocks your world. And when the bough breaks...

#3:
Mira Grant: Proud Sponsor of the 2010 "Zombies! Aaaah! Get away!" Games.

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Mira Grant stops in bat country.

Bwah.

[bluesmancd.livejournal.com]

"Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

Look up Mira Grant in the dictionary, and it will say "Free Flowing Evil"

The only thing that matters to Mira Grant is gray matter.
(Alternately, The only color that matters to Mira Grant is gray.)

If everyone else around you is losing their head, Mira Grant must not have noticed you yet.

And on the seventh day, Mira Grant brought forth zombies.

Sylar studied under Mira Grant.

You know those little floating spots you sometimes see in your eyes? Those are Mira Grant, watching you.

Mira Grant is the real cause behind Fan Death.

Do not ask Mira Grant when she will rise, for she was the first to rise.

[kyra-neko-rei.livejournal.com]

Mira Grant doesn't blink. The world just hides from her at regular intervals.

What, you think the world can actually HIDE from Mira Grant? Frag, no. It simply trembles in fear whenever it stops being frozen in terror, hard enough to jerk the universe off its moorings.