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seanan_mcguire ([personal profile] seanan_mcguire) wrote2009-12-11 09:18 am

Agent Appreciation Day!

2010 debut author [livejournal.com profile] kodykeplinger has declared this to be Agent Appreciation Day. Now, around my house, every day is Agent Appreciation Day (except maybe for the days where I want to watch horror movies instead of making my deadlines, and only the fear of The Agent keeps me at my keyboard), but still, it's nice to have a day dedicated to appreciating somebody. So today, I appreciate The Agent, and I appreciate her by making a post I've been pondering for a while. Namely, why are writers so protective of their agents? Because we are. Even when we're mad at them for not answering our phone calls/not thinking that a paranormal romance about steampunk space pirates with a super-evolved pod person as the heroine will sell/not understanding why it's so important that we spend a weekend dressed as Emma Frost and falling off our shoes, instead of making our deadlines, we're protective.

There are a couple of reasons for this. I mean, one, we're frequently protecting them from total strangers going "will you introduce me to your agent?" (My answer, by the way, is generally not a positive one, and on the rare occasions where I offer to introduce someone to The Agent, she gets an email from me warning of the pending introduction. So emailing her cold, saying I sent you, doesn't actually work.) Now, we're not trying to be nasty, and we're not trying to say "no, you can't join our special club." But we're also not going to sneak people we don't know through the back door, past the rest of the pending submissions. We are not magical doors to representation, and because our agents will often feel obligated to look at any real referrals, we try very hard not to be too extravagant with who we send their way.

Two, our agents are the people who take care of us. I mean, as protective as most authors are of their agents, our agents are ten times moreso. They're the ones who understand the weird little clauses in our contracts, tell us when interesting opportunities open up, and keep us from being eaten alive by our editors. When there's a problem, the agent fixes it. (That goes for problems on both sides. If I get behind on my word count, The Agent will probably be poking me about my deadline before either The Editor or The Other Editor. Because that's her job.) Since our agents take care of us, we feel a little obligated to do the same for them, at least to the best of our abilities.

Does this mean we don't want to share our agents? Hell, no. I want The Agent to sign twenty people who become New York Times best-selling authors and get six figure contracts and can afford their own diamond-plated ponies, because then she'd be able to eventually afford an island, and she'd probably let me genetically engineer dinosaurs as long as I kept meeting my deadlines. An agent is only as successful as their client list, and the more really successful clients an agent has, the more not-so-successful but-oh-so-wonderful clients they can afford to keep working with. It turns into a delicate balancing act that I'm really glad I don't have to perform.

Somebody said recently that we don't work for our agents, they work for us, and so the submissions process shouldn't seem so much like a job interview. I view it as more like the relationship between a householder and their butler. A good butler is for life, and that's not a contract to be entered into lightly. If the butler can't like you, then they can't work for you, and you wouldn't want them to. My agent works for me. I also work for my agent, just like most people would agree that Bruce Wayne works for Alfred as much as Alfred works for Bruce Wayne. And because they have that relationship, he gets to go out every night and be Batman.

Why do I appreciate my personal superhero?

Because she lets me be a superhero, too.

[identity profile] stormsdotter.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The question of "should I get an agent" has been lurking in the back of my mind as I go through yet another re-write of the first third of my book. (It's getting much better every version!)

I think this has to be the best argument for having an agent I have ever heard. Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Very welcome!

[identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
An agent is only as successful as their client list, and the more really successful clients an agent has, the more not-so-successful but-oh-so-wonderful clients they can afford to keep working with. It turns into a delicate balancing act that I'm really glad I don't have to perform.

It seems to me (I am not a writer, agent, editor, or publisher, so I may be talking through my hat, but what the heck) that an agent with many really successful clients might also have more clout with editors, and may be more likely to convince them, "Look, I know this sounds kind of odd, but I really think it's going to sell."

Which, if it works out, is good for everyone!

(By the way, I finally found a copy of Rosemary and Rue in Knoxville, and am reading and enjoying it.)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray finding a copy of Rosemary and Rue! You delight me. And my ability to feed my cats.

[identity profile] wendyzski.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Then of course there is the variant in a post I just made on a couple of comms.

A guy I know is booking themed street entertainment for a show next year. He's a good guy, and I want him to continue thinking of me as a fellow pro, so when he asked me to pass the word I posted the dates and said "PM me with your info if interested - guy is an old Rennie friend of mine and I'll only pass on people who don't suck."

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Very nice.
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[personal profile] archangelbeth 2009-12-11 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
a paranormal romance about steampunk space pirates with a super-evolved pod person as the heroine

Ooooo, shiny!


...wait, was this post about something else?


(I like most of the agents I know about, and hold your agent in particular esteem (no, fingers, not esteampunk...) and also hopes that she gets her own island so you can gengineer dinos, because that would be cool.)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT WRITING THAT.

...yet.

[identity profile] vincentursus.livejournal.com 2009-12-12 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay.

As a member of your adoring public I know I can rest assured that you don't let unimportant details (like sleep, or eating) get in the way of writing.

As such, I am content to wait.

[identity profile] kathleenfoucart.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This is such a great post! I love the butler analogy. I always watch Gosford Park in awe of the Downstairs (or was it Below Stairs?) because they're so amazingly good at what they do! Though aren't agents more like butlers crossed with office managers crossed with psychiatrists crossed with ninjas? ;-)


PS: I also appreciate your agent-- she gave me some v. good advice & I think she's made of awesome.

[identity profile] tsgeisel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Bruce Wayne and Alfred, or more like Wooster and Jeeves?

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmmmm...

Good question.

[identity profile] keristor.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to meet your agent, because she sounds like a fantastic person. But I would make a point of saying that I'm not a writer of anything she would sell (I don't think her publishers are all that interested in C++ or Perl!) so I'm not wanting to meet her to get her to represent me or anything, it's just social.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-23 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, she's just fun to hang out with. I highly recommend it.
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[personal profile] kyrielle 2009-12-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate your agent too, considering she is helping you get these books published, and I like being able to buy them and read them and tell my friends to read them. (I need to buy another copy of R&R, though. I donated or gave away all but one. I've loaned that one out. It shows signs of never, ever coming back. In general, I think this is a positive thing. In specific, however, I want to get a copy so I can settle in front of a warm fire and reread it again. Heh.)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2009-12-23 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay additional copies!

...ahem. I'm excitable today.