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seanan_mcguire ([personal profile] seanan_mcguire) wrote2012-10-01 10:48 am

Hail and welcome! Now come, and know me better.

So hello! Good morning, and welcome to the many people who have shown up over the weekend. Here are a few things you might want to know, as you're deciding whether or not to stick around.

1. This is not a social issues blog. Mostly, it's about writing, my cats, and me doing stupid things in the interest of not being bored out of my skull. Because I have very strong feelings about a lot of social issues, they do crop up from time to time, but they're not my focus. Rage is exhausting. I try to focus on happier things, like that new rabies/Ebola virus that's started melting people while being inexplicable and impossible to cure. It's the little things in life.

2. I write urban fantasy under my own name, and science fiction medical thrillers under the name Mira Grant. The first books in my urban fantasy series are Rosemary and Rue (for the October Daye series), and Discount Armageddon (for my InCryptid series). There's also a lot of free fiction on my website, mostly in the Velveteen vs. superhero universe and the InCryptid universe, so you can try things if you want to see whether you like them.

3. I have OCD, in the literal, medically diagnosed sense, not in the joking "that was a little OCD of me" sense. This translates to a love of lists, both to do and to generate (hence this entry). I will occasionally do things that don't make much sense, like my insistence on answering every top-level comment I receive. Don't worry about it. I do my best not to make my problems anyone else's concern, and will let you know if there's a problem.

4. I do not ban people, but I do ask them to play nicely. Because I have a full-time day job, sometimes I can't clean up the comments as quickly as I want to. Please don't take a comment appearing as a sign of authorial approval. If it's inappropriate, rude, or over the line, I'll speak up as soon as I get the chance.

5. Cumulatively, my three cats weigh as much as a small golden retriever, and none of them are overweight. Jim Hines once said that I took my cats very seriously. This is because they can eat me. This is also why I tend to respond to "I just bought your book" with "thank you for feeding my cats." I do not wish to be eaten.

Again, welcome. You are all welcome to stay, and while I hope you will, I will not be hurt if you choose to go. It's a big internet, and we'd all explode if we tried to pay attention to absolutely everything.

Happy Monday!

[identity profile] shanejayell.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the welcome. I'm a follower of your October Daye series, and I didn't know you wrote SF too. I'll be looking on my day off for your Mira Grant books. :D

[identity profile] ohari.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Is that (Rabies/Ebola melting virus) a real thing?
2. Thank You. I like them all.
3. I think I missed the "Diagnosed" part, which is neither here nor there, and I love lists. Not as much as flow charts, but lists are close.
4. Perhaps repeat offenders should be infected with that virus from #1.
5. By cats.

Happy Monday, Wonderful Lady!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome!

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, it's a real thing. Brand new and really lethal!

I was diagnosed in my teens. I'm pretty open about it, but it doesn't define me.

[identity profile] spectralbovine.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a day off well spent.

[identity profile] ohari.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice. I'll just lock myself in my closet now and avoid all mammals except the food delivery guy.

[identity profile] shanejayell.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Zombie horror for the Mira Grant novels, right? I liked World War Z and I like some horror, so I figure it's worth a shot.

[identity profile] cypherindigo.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, for the lovely welcome. I will curl up over here, and maybe one of the nice cats will let me pet Her/Him.

[identity profile] shanejayell.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The books & I'm shopping for manga. I'm a nerd. *lol*

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll definitely submit to pettings. My cats love affection of all kinds.

[identity profile] melchar.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it! Americans are getting fatter because we are -eating- the internet! Run - run before we all eat that last mint because it's 'wafer thin!' [Monty Python 'Meaning of Life' reference]

[identity profile] morningapproach.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know that about your OCD. What do you do as a full time day job? Do you get famous author perks or recognition there?

[identity profile] la-chica-08.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So I stumbled on your lj via metaquotes and was rather fascinated by the descriptions of your characters. Definitely looking into the October Daye series, sounds amazing.

Then I realized you wrote the Newsflesh (Trilogy? series?) which I've heard of because it's one of the books Mark Reads is doing (which I was going to pick up and read once he'd gone through them all, I can't read one chapter every other day...I tried...)

so rambling aside. Yeah! new books to read :)

[identity profile] lauowolf.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I just met my new tenants' cat.
It is lovely, some kind of fancy wild-kitty designer effect cat.
Full-grown, my guess is maybe as much as five pounds.
Or not.
I don't have your monsters, but at least three of my guys are Big Kitties, over ten pounds at least.
It was strangely affecting to see Leema (her name).
And, clearly, she could still beat me up.
It would just be even more embarrassing.

[identity profile] lauowolf.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Do it!
Is the best.

[identity profile] greyduck.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Came due to a link to "Things I Will Not Do," somehow stumbled into the Vel stories, READ EVERY ONE OF THEM IN ONE SITTING, realized I should add you to my friendslist so there's zero chance of missing any future installments.

So, you know... sort of an insta-fan, I guess. *wry grin*

[identity profile] droewyn.livejournal.com 2012-10-01 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more zombie sci-fi/medical/political thriller than horror. The Rising happened over twenty years ago; we're used to the zombies by now!
gorgeousgary: (woohoo)

[personal profile] gorgeousgary 2012-10-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I have a full-time day job, sometimes I can't clean up the comments as quickly as I want to.

I wonder if John Scalzi would be willing to occasionally rent himself out as a special guest malleter of unwanted comments. ;-)

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
NOM NOM NOM INTERNET NOM.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I work as a non-profit QA analyst. Sometimes the people I work with encounter evidence that I'm famous on the internet, and then they look confused and disoriented before backing slowly away.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I am really enjoying Mark Reads! It delights me.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
KITTY.

Ahem.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray!

I <3 Vel.

[identity profile] seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, I suspect he's busier than I am.

[identity profile] morningapproach.livejournal.com 2012-10-02 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think its ridiculously cool that you still work full-time and ppl don't know you're an amazing (and relatively well-known!) writer. It's like you have a super secret super identity.

Are they good at giving you time off for your writing obligations, like press tours or anything? Or for when you went to the Hugo Awards?

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