Cumulatively, my three cats weigh as much as a small golden retriever, and none of them are overweight. Jim Hines once said that I took my cats very seriously. This is because they can eat me. This is also why I tend to respond to "I just bought your book" with "thank you for feeding my cats." I do not wish to be eaten.

I have a theory that no-one should walk more dog(s) than they can outvote. I never thought to apply that to cats. (Well, domestic cats. Big as I am, I would never think to try to outvote a liger.)

I approve your plan not to be eaten. I can't imagine that it would be relaxing.