Fortunately I was at home for this post, because when someone says 'Don't google this at work', I immediately have to google it no matter where I am. I am not entirely shocked that there exists such a thing, but I am a little bit surprised at someone costuming as it. Or at least I was, and then I reminded myself that I know a guy who dresses as a giant penis for Sexpo, and also that this is the second time that that person has been relevant to a conversation, and I became unsurprised.

Ramble aside, I'm glad you had such a good time and glittered people and had cupcakes. Did you get to catch a derby girl or were you too high in the seats?