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seanan_mcguire ([personal profile] seanan_mcguire) wrote2012-02-18 06:45 pm

The dark side of blurbs.

I read a book recently* that I should have adored. It had a great cover, an interesting premise, and blurbs by several authors that I idolized and trusted. If they were endorsing it, it should have been amazing.

It is currently at the head of my short list for "worst book I read in 2012." I want those hours of my life back.

It wasn't offensive; it didn't call me names or slap my hands or steal my shit. It wasn't poorly written, although it had some pacing issues; the words were in the right order and generally spelled correctly. I can't in all good conscience call it a bad book. But I hated it. Absolutely, empirically, and with very few caveats. It was not my cup of tea. It wasn't even in my cup of tea's time zone. So why did I pick it up?

The blurbs. They made me think this book and I would get along, thus projecting one of the Geek Fallacies onto an innocent piece of prose. Friendship is not transitive, and neither is readability.

This is the dark side of blurbs: this is why authors sometimes have to say "no," even if they like another author's work. Because when I put my name on the cover of a book, I am saying "I like this, and if you like the things I like, you will like it, too." But what happens when you don't? Suddenly everything else I like is questionable. What if Diet Dr Pepper, Monster High dolls, and carnage are all waiting to betray you, too? Where is the line?

We have to be careful. We are trading on your faith, and our reputations.

Have you ever read a book based on the blurbs, only to find your faith in the authors who provided them somewhat shaken? Not your faith in the author who wrote the book—presumably, if you bought it based on blurbs, you didn't have any—but your faith in the blurbers?

(*No, I will not name the book. Why? Well, one, I am not in the business of bad book reviews, unless it's a non-fiction book riddled with factual errors. Other people obviously enjoyed this book, otherwise the blurbs wouldn't have been there in the first place. Your mileage may vary, and all. And two, as an author, I wouldn't want to find someone ranting about one of my books like this. So since the book didn't murder my puppies, I will not name it.)

[identity profile] pointedulac.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I recommend books for people like my true calling is to be a librarian, and I tend to base those recs on the person. I have a few coworkers who love books I just don't get, but sometimes I'll read a book I don't care for and know it will be right up their alley, so I hand it over.

You're not a bad friend. You just recognize your tastes are different than your friend's.
Edited 2012-02-19 03:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] aliciaaudrey.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I always feel bad about the "here, this is complete crap. You like this kind of complete crap!" recommendation, and I feel like I make a lot of those (to be fair, I probably do make more "this is FANTASTIC you will LOVE this" recommendations.) I always feel like I'm judging.
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[personal profile] anne_d 2012-02-19 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Back in the Dark Ages when I worked in an office, I'd get the "here, this is complete crap. You like this kind of complete crap!" recommendations all the time. I read weird-looking books (F&SF and mysteries) during my lunch break, therefore I must want to read... Flowers in the Attic, I think it was. Yeesh.

I read blurbs, but I take them with a grain of salt. Besides, my favorite author's tastes may not accord with mine anyway.
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[personal profile] archangelbeth 2012-02-19 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I once got handed the D&D trilogy thing from Weis and Hickman, by a friend who was apparently under the impression that the tropes in it were... new. and fresh. -_-

I mean, yes, they're competently done, and Kender were a pretty sharp break from Hobbits, and gully dwarves (*giggle*), but the tropes... the tropes... the creaking ancient tropes... *cry*

[identity profile] aliciaaudrey.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
My husband and I have an ongoing war with that series.

He keeps trying to get me to read it and I keep failing to get past the second or third chapter.

Intellectually he gets his insane love for that series is based entirely on the fact that he read it when he was twelve, and that trying to hand it to me at thirty-two is perhaps far, far too late, but he loves it too much to give up trying to get me to love it and I love him to much to go "Honey, give it a rest."

[identity profile] linenoise.livejournal.com 2012-02-20 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Intellectually he gets his insane love for that series is based entirely on the fact that he read it when he was twelve, and that trying to hand it to me at thirty-two is perhaps far, far too late [...]

Ohai conversation I've had a bunch of times. I've even started having this conversation *with myself*, as I go back and try to re-read treasured favorites from childhood. The D&D books were one of the first to go in the Great Purge, because I tried to re-read them and it was depressing. (I think I still have the original trilogy, because it actually held up, but I had about 20 of the addons, and they're all gone now.)

[identity profile] aliciaaudrey.livejournal.com 2012-02-20 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
It will not amaze you to learn that my husband got rid of all the others but kept the first trilogy. Which he keeps chasing me with.
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[personal profile] archangelbeth 2012-02-20 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Serious answer: skip ahead till you get gully dwarves. Gully dwarves and Raistlin, interacting, are the high points. (That, and the crazy old mage about to cast A Spell To Get Us Out Of The Cage. *snicker*) Everything else is pretty much Standard Fantasy Trope, so you don't actually have to read the back stuff to know what's going on, half the time.