Mira Grant knows where you live.

[seanan_mcguire]

It's time for today's TOTALLY SILLY CONTEST!

So I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!

You know Chuck Norris?

That.

I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."

Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)

Come on. You know you want to.

Comments

[sheistheweather]

Mira Grant's favorite perfume could kill you.

[sheistheweather]

Mira Grant holds Hell's climate controls.

[sheistheweather]

Chuck Norris wants to have Mira Grant's babies.

[sheistheweather]

Chuck Norris wants to divorce Joe and marry Mira Grant... Wait...

[sheistheweather]

All under-the-bed and in-the-closet monsters work for Mira Grant.
Chuck Norris doesn't answer Mira Grant's calls.
Mira Grant is Satan's landlady.

[sheistheweather]

Mira Grant made you breakfast in bed! Call poison control immediately.

[sheistheweather]

Stephen King wants Mira Grant's autograph. So does Chuck Norris.

[sheistheweather]

Mira Grant has Gina's address.

[cleverthylacine]

Wow, I think I sat next to her in a Supershuttle once.