2: You. Someone awesome. Call you
4: Lillian Laptop-Unpacker Kane Moskowitz Munster Cavanaugh-Sawyer McGuire and Alice "Walking Gravitational Singularity" Price-Healy Liddel Little Abernathy McGuire
5: A machete, most ferequently. Also red pens, computers, and a loyal slave-army of proofreaders
6: From your semi-regular "Hi, I'm Seanan, and you, gentle reader, will need this glossary to understand me."
7: YOU DO!
8: Red Roses and Dead Things, Stars Fall Home and Pretty Little Dead Girl
9: Yes, and you do belong in the service of the queen.
10: No, it's Jane and she's drunk again.
11: Screw Action Dude! Hooking up with Sparkle Bright and everything. He deserves what he has...
12: Ravens in the Library, sitting on my desk.
13: Seanan is not allowed to have ANYTHING FUN.
14: A Disney HALLOWEENTOWN Princess!
15: If it's not DDP, it doesn't exist.
16: September 1st. October comes early this year.
17: Toby Daye, Georgia Mason and Clady "Why me, universe?"
20: Yes, as long as you have a camera crew on hand to film the inevitable.