You do not read a Mira Grant novel. The Mira Grant novel reads you.
Before Mira Grant's birth the Great Pumpkin sent a herald to proclaim her birth. Then after her birth while sleeping in a box of Stephan King novels Mira Grant was visited by three wise pumpkins.
Mira Grant doesn't crave her thanksgiving turkey with knives. She craftily craves it up with a chainsaw.
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Date: 2010-03-23 07:47 pm (UTC)You do not read a Mira Grant novel. The Mira Grant novel reads you.
Before Mira Grant's birth the Great Pumpkin sent a herald to proclaim her birth. Then after her birth while sleeping in a box of Stephan King novels Mira Grant was visited by three wise pumpkins.
Mira Grant doesn't crave her thanksgiving turkey with knives. She craftily craves it up with a chainsaw.